THE LAGAVULIN DISTILLIERY ON THE ISLAND OF ISLAY, A REVERED SOURCE OF “USIGE BEATHA” OR THE “WATER OF LIFE ” A LEGENDARY GAELIC TIPPLE THAT IS AN INDISPENSIBLE AID TO ARMCHAIR PHILOSOPHY.
I have always been a student of cause and effect and the rippling waves of consequences that result from often, at first sight, unconnected happenings. Murphys Law states that if anything can go wrong it probably at some time will. O’Toole’s Philosophy carried this thread a stage further when he stated simply that Murphy was an optimist. Did these two perceptive Irishmen actually know something that the best political, financial and economic brains of our age missed?
Lets take an hypothetical scenario, the place is Los Angeles, there is a six lane freeway crossed by a railway viaduct close to the San Andreas Fault, overhead Air Force One is circling to land carrying George W on his farewell tour. On the railway viaduct a maintenance crew are rushing to finsh repairing a broken rail so that trains can run in time for the rush hour. One very tired maintenance man forgets to tighten a vital bolt, an equally tired supervisor neglects to check that this vital bolt is indeed tight.
As a result a rush hour train crossing the viaduct derails and crashes into another heading the opposite way, the sight of this awful mess causes rubbernecking motorists on the freeway below to pile up stopping all traffic in both directions, gridlocking the Metropolis.
Simultaneously, 20,000 feet overhead Air Force One Collides unexpectedly with a flying saucer and falls out of the sky onto the already weakened railway viaduct below causing it to collapse on to the gridlocked freeway. The massive shock wave triggers a major earthquake which in turn creates a huge tsunami which devastates coastal communities around the Pacific Rim. The resulting catrastrophe unleashes a pandemic of cholera due to contaminated drinking water caused by pollution which overwhelms medical emergency services throughout Asia.. This in turn creates a major widespread famine as the supply of food is cut off by the unprecedented devastation that results.
Sounds a bit far fetched? how could a single flying saucer cause such a trail of mayhem over such a vast area?. Although this bizarre combination of circumstances is highly unlikely it could happen, no one has yet proven, absolutely, that flying saucers do not exist.
Nobody really thought that a bunch of Islamic fundmentalist fanatics would crash passenger jets into the World Trade Centre but they did and the full horror was simultaneouly relayed in glorious technicolour into our living rooms. This triggered an understandable wave of blind patriotism which was soon corrupted by incompetence and ineptitude. This lethal cocktail was given added momentum by breathtaking arrogance in high places, producing the series of kneejerk reactions that set the scene for the long chain of disastrous consequences unfolding today. The Bush administration is encapsulated by the comment “Swagger to stagger in eight years”.
If Global Capitalism were substituted for Air Force One, greed for the flying saucer, the maintenance crew for the financial watchdog, the Banking System for the highway and sub prime lending for the train crash on the viaduct we do have a set of circumstances that has actually created a financial earthquake.
This in turn has triggered a mega tsunami in the form of a looming slump which does threaten to devastate Asia’s tiger economy and the pandemic will be unemployment which may yet trigger famine and insurrection. Will history judge that even the Irishman O’Toole was on the optimistic side of pessimism as human ingenuity and adaptability is tested to near destruction coping with consequences ongoing and as yet unknown?
If he actually wore them Osama Bin Laden must be sitting in his Cave in the Hindu Cush laughing his socks off at the largely self inflicted state of disarray his enemies appear to be descending into. Who needs terrorists when we are so adept at shooting ourselves in the foot?. 2009 is going to be a very interesting year as this little lot continues to develop and mutate,.
HAVING A GREAT BREAK, THAT BLOODY LAGAVULIN CERTAINLY PUTS THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE, GOD SAVE US FROM INCOMPETENT POLITICIANS, GREEDY BANKERS, BEAN COUNTERS, NIT PICKERS AND JOBSWORTHS IN 2009.
ONE FINAL THOUGHT, JESUS OF NAZARETHS DISCIPLES WERE SIMPLE MEN, SOME WERE FISHERMEN, ONE HAD DOUBTS, BUT THE ONE WHO FINALLY BETRAYED HIM FOR THIRTY PIECES OF SILVER WAS A MONEY LENDER, HAS ANYTHING CHANGED IN 2000 YEARS?.
MOUSEHOLE HARBOUR LIGHTS REFLECT ON THE STILL WATERS, NADELEK LOWEN, KERNOW BYS VYKEN.




















